you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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