i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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