xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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