Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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