I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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