I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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