Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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