ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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