My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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