Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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