I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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