I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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