your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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