i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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