exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
People in love make me want to vomit
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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