why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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