come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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