I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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