i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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