You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Im part way to drunk.
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