What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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