i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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