Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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