we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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