god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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