Christians are straight up FREAKS
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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