Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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