nut hugger
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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