But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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