I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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