I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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