never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
