yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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