My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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