she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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