No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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