Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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