Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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