Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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I need you to use more vowels.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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