I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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