We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
