Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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