I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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