how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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