Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
third nipple confirmed
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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