I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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