there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Randomize
