I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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