I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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