Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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