there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
