Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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