you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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