I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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