So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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