he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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